Think Bill still works Fridays?

Think again.
Meet Bill – 59 years old and smoother under pressure than a freshly steamed spa towel. A meditation guru, a seasoned storyteller and a lover of family time (just not on Fridays). When he’s not perfecting his inner peace, you might find him battling with the blender. If you appreciate a cool head and the occasional stretch of the truth (just like our elasticated waistbands), Bill might just be your guy.
A man wearing a blue shirt over a white t-shirt and shorts relaxing in a massage chair with slices of cucumber placed over his eyes. The room he is in has candles and a green drink. The sun is peering in through a window at the side.

Bill’s strengths are staying cool as a cucumber

At the expense of a few white lies